Monday, July 5, 2010

Story of a Liar Part II

* This is the continuation of the big flirt liar, Mister Raymond *
Actually I also don't know need write how many parts cause he keeps failing & failing, & don't wanna change. Might write more about him in future o.O

Few months has passed since the C's incident, he has fallen in love with a new girl!
Let's call her K =D

1/7/2010 Afternoon, Miss C was playing games on the computer as usual.
Suddenly she recieved a sms saying : just want to tell you that my bro is in singapore right now... his hp is stolen if anyone sms u frm that number that is not him.. sorry to tell you this.. because my brother friend receive irritating sms from an unknown person this few days... have a nice day.. from his mei.
Sender : Singapore number +65-xxxx-xxxx

(HMMMM!!! Very weird lor??? He's located in Malaysia, how come his mei sms C using Singapore number LOL?!)

So I went to call the Singapore number, turns out the sender is K. My friend =D
I knew something was wrong, but she did not know what's going out.
So I explained to her what's wrong with the asshole Raymond.

As soon as Mister Raymond knows me, the infamous Cao Cao is involved.
He IMMEDIATELY make an overseas call to K, trying to explain the bullshit lies he made.
This is what he said on phone : Please K, trust me. I love you only, not C.
I hate Cao Cao, he only mock at me. Please forgive me for what I did.
K : Like I fu3k care?
(I believe he should be mentally prepared for doing stupid things)

Several stupid things he did
- Located at Malaysia, yet lied saying he's in Singapore
- Admitted that he lied about the lung cancer crap & he's not dying at all.
(Sad, hope he dies soon like getting run over by a car)
- Forced Miss K to sent an overseas sms to Miss C without explaining the need of it
- Born as a man, lived as a stupid ah gua. Always find excuses for his failures.
- A big flirt, & an epic failure one... Useless guy =.=

Here's some sms that the audience might find it interesting

2/7/2010, Raymond to K :
i was lost that time honey i dont know what i am doing i am stupid i shd have sms u i am sorry there is something wrong with me the whole day today hope u understand it but i am telling u the truth rite which is good i guess? darling say something pls
(Yaya, can't find proper reason, blame on body.)

2/7/2010, Raymond to K :
is not for her its for Cao Cao think if that sms is for her she would have call u but why Cao Cao call u? i nvr intended to send to her that sms at all it is for Cao Cao she been brainwashed by him everything that i sms she will tell Cao Cao she is like Cao Cao's messenger understand and trust Cao Cao or whatever u want that is the fact i dont know Cao Cao number of coz i have to go through her
(Now say I brainwashed C,& blame everything on me. He can find me on MSN de)

2/7/2010, Raymond to K :
all her reply is from Cao Cao or maybe he will call u the safest way to ask her is to add her on facebook if u want unless she share it with Cao Cao as well i dont know up to u i wont sleep in peace tonight because i know if i going to lose u
(Everything blame on me, very convenient hor. As if I'm C's daddy =.=)

2/7/2010, Raymond to K :
What u mean by i need to focus on the thing that i need to focus?...i sms C is because i dont know what she is talking to u until u treat me like this...ihave tell u everything...up to u to trust me or not...i know i lie to u & her a lot...i going to change myself because of u okay...give me a chance...C is under Cao Cao influence...human lies & it is normal...i learn from my mistakes...
(How many times you must lie to girls before learning? The lies only hurt them, not helping them at all! You jerk!)

You can feel his "" LOVE "" from the crap sms he sent...
But honestly, put your hand on your chest & ask yourself
Is this how a human (don't bother mention man) should act?
Telling lies & blaming it on other people...?
I dare say I'm a liar myself, but I'll be responsible for what I say.

The last but not the least, he got so pissed off when he heard something from K :
"I love Cao Cao"

He straight away got sian till the max & shouted : "What the fu3k, not again?"
(Miss C told him same thing LOL)

On 5th July 2010, time 8 pm...
He phone Miss K & say something like : from now on lets be fren
(Ya, funny. Tell lies le, gave an unsincere apology & force people to accept?)

Might be continued..?
(I dont know if i would continue this post, but I've got too many things to say about that idiot. Too bad my hands are human de, not a pair of god hands =P)

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