Saturday, July 10, 2010

Mini Crap of Mister Raymond on 7th July 2010

This source is provided by a kind angel, I read liao & find that Raymond is very lame =.=

Angel say:
how will i know that you never lie to me? hello?

Raymond says :
i just woke up, morning ==
because i actually plan to tell u that stuff earlier liao, but u seems to appear offline quite fast.
that stuff take a long time to settle, u dont know that i will lie u or not....u just have to trust me.
i been talking bout u to my friends yesterday, and i think u deserve to know the truth.

Angel say:
what u talk to them about? what's the truth? say it now?

Raymond says :
the day C give u my email address, something happen between me and K.
its like this ; i and K start off in maple, i ask her that she have any gf to intro or not in maple... then she volenteer herself to be mine...
at first i reject, then ltr on i accept. then we start to be couple from there...
after that, few weeks ltr, i know that i fail my aic exam...
i need someone advise and i find C. u know she didnt reply my message seriously rite?
i knew that Cao Cao is involve, then what i do is i call K to sms C that my 012 number is fake, and i in singapore, using my sister name
and then Cao Cao call K, he tell her that i lie to her that i have breast cancer etc,
but i told C the truth on the same day itself.
that day, K is sad and refuse to patch together with me.
days ltr, at 5 am she sms me men lies a lot will hurt girl etc
i was shocked, that time i deleted her msn address and facebook
in the same time too,i get to know u
sooner later, she says that i am flirting with someone
i guess she knows bout u, idk
after that, i and K patch back but i know she still love me
i am guilty ok and i decided to be her friends because i will only make her sad if i be with her, leave her is my best option ok...
plus i have u as my friend and plan to make her one too, but she doesnt want
and the problem yesterday happened.. <--- (Referring to the quarrel of Angel & K)
yes i love her first as a couple, but now nth more than a friend
i didnt intend to lie u because i think u deserve to know this, if u dont trust me nvm.
its ok....its not like both of us is real life friend
so what do u think?

Angel say:
hais..i really dunno what to believe anymore...

Raymond says :
ok i admit that i am a playboy, but in the same time, i feel that i dont wanna hurt her so i left her and just be a normal friend.
i think she jz want to revenge on u, u didnt take me away
we are jz friends k
i nvr lie to u, haiz
now u know why u cant add me, coz i will only make u sad
idk whether i shd leave u or not as well, u is my only friend online
that i can talk with when i have nth to do or have a problem and when not having a problem because i know that u is a kind person, i didnt meant this to be happen ok
i dont think so we can chat like normal again with all this things happening, u have the right not to trust me....i dont blame u....coz sometimes i lie too

(Lazy to comment about him liao, this post is compiled by me, Cao Cao, personally because he type 1 word by 1 word will crash my blog =.=)

Friday, July 9, 2010

MRT Joke, haha XD

Today before getting on the MRT... I went to toilet
One of my friend, a guy name D had to wait for me with other friends.
(His name is not 阿牛 by the way =x)
But he got bored of waiting & suddenly sing out loud...!

对面的女孩看过来~ 看过来~ 看过来~

A female passerby with high heels was walking past towards the escalator suddenly tripped.
One of her high heels became slipper sia, the bottom thick part dropped out LOL
She turned to us & asked:
(At the same timing, I walked out of the toilet)
"Who singing sia?"

My friend the singer, quickly zao when saw the lady tripped. So bad sia =x LOL
At first I didn't know what happened until one of my friends told me, first time in my life to actually squat down & laugh before entering the MRT. Haha XD

Monday, July 5, 2010

Story of a Liar Part II

* This is the continuation of the big flirt liar, Mister Raymond *
Actually I also don't know need write how many parts cause he keeps failing & failing, & don't wanna change. Might write more about him in future o.O

Few months has passed since the C's incident, he has fallen in love with a new girl!
Let's call her K =D

1/7/2010 Afternoon, Miss C was playing games on the computer as usual.
Suddenly she recieved a sms saying : just want to tell you that my bro is in singapore right now... his hp is stolen if anyone sms u frm that number that is not him.. sorry to tell you this.. because my brother friend receive irritating sms from an unknown person this few days... have a nice day.. from his mei.
Sender : Singapore number +65-xxxx-xxxx

(HMMMM!!! Very weird lor??? He's located in Malaysia, how come his mei sms C using Singapore number LOL?!)

So I went to call the Singapore number, turns out the sender is K. My friend =D
I knew something was wrong, but she did not know what's going out.
So I explained to her what's wrong with the asshole Raymond.

As soon as Mister Raymond knows me, the infamous Cao Cao is involved.
He IMMEDIATELY make an overseas call to K, trying to explain the bullshit lies he made.
This is what he said on phone : Please K, trust me. I love you only, not C.
I hate Cao Cao, he only mock at me. Please forgive me for what I did.
K : Like I fu3k care?
(I believe he should be mentally prepared for doing stupid things)

Several stupid things he did
- Located at Malaysia, yet lied saying he's in Singapore
- Admitted that he lied about the lung cancer crap & he's not dying at all.
(Sad, hope he dies soon like getting run over by a car)
- Forced Miss K to sent an overseas sms to Miss C without explaining the need of it
- Born as a man, lived as a stupid ah gua. Always find excuses for his failures.
- A big flirt, & an epic failure one... Useless guy =.=

Here's some sms that the audience might find it interesting

2/7/2010, Raymond to K :
i was lost that time honey i dont know what i am doing i am stupid i shd have sms u i am sorry there is something wrong with me the whole day today hope u understand it but i am telling u the truth rite which is good i guess? darling say something pls
(Yaya, can't find proper reason, blame on body.)

2/7/2010, Raymond to K :
is not for her its for Cao Cao think if that sms is for her she would have call u but why Cao Cao call u? i nvr intended to send to her that sms at all it is for Cao Cao she been brainwashed by him everything that i sms she will tell Cao Cao she is like Cao Cao's messenger understand and trust Cao Cao or whatever u want that is the fact i dont know Cao Cao number of coz i have to go through her
(Now say I brainwashed C,& blame everything on me. He can find me on MSN de)

2/7/2010, Raymond to K :
all her reply is from Cao Cao or maybe he will call u the safest way to ask her is to add her on facebook if u want unless she share it with Cao Cao as well i dont know up to u i wont sleep in peace tonight because i know if i going to lose u
(Everything blame on me, very convenient hor. As if I'm C's daddy =.=)

2/7/2010, Raymond to K :
What u mean by i need to focus on the thing that i need to focus?...i sms C is because i dont know what she is talking to u until u treat me like this...ihave tell u everything...up to u to trust me or not...i know i lie to u & her a lot...i going to change myself because of u okay...give me a chance...C is under Cao Cao influence...human lies & it is normal...i learn from my mistakes...
(How many times you must lie to girls before learning? The lies only hurt them, not helping them at all! You jerk!)

You can feel his "" LOVE "" from the crap sms he sent...
But honestly, put your hand on your chest & ask yourself
Is this how a human (don't bother mention man) should act?
Telling lies & blaming it on other people...?
I dare say I'm a liar myself, but I'll be responsible for what I say.

The last but not the least, he got so pissed off when he heard something from K :
"I love Cao Cao"

He straight away got sian till the max & shouted : "What the fu3k, not again?"
(Miss C told him same thing LOL)

On 5th July 2010, time 8 pm...
He phone Miss K & say something like : from now on lets be fren
(Ya, funny. Tell lies le, gave an unsincere apology & force people to accept?)

Might be continued..?
(I dont know if i would continue this post, but I've got too many things to say about that idiot. Too bad my hands are human de, not a pair of god hands =P)

Story of a Liar Part I <-- Damn long ar, don't say no warning



The following asshole I gonna introduce, you can call him as kokipop or Raymond.
You'll soon know why I would call him a Liar... His MSN is raymond_bin88@hotmail.com
* Just for curious people, he's a Malaysian.
22 years old apparently, occupation is NEET *

I got to know kokipop because he was in my guild last time (in game de guild)
However I got to know he's really stupid as time passes, I often asked myself : "Is he really older than me? =.="

Main story : He fell in love with a girl (C), but she was attached at that time.
Mister Raymond did not gave up, but only kept insulting her boyfriend. He only believed he's the greatest man on earth...
* For notification, the girl C is also a malaysian *

I gonna post my proof of what I says about him in this blog.

1/2/2010 11:28:02 PM Cao Cao : Lemme ask you then... If C's boyfriend is angry, how would you advice her?
1/2/2010 11:29:23 PM Raymond : i rather stay away instead of advising her
1/2/2010 11:29:48 PM Cao Cao : Why bother to ask then, know for fun?
1/2/2010 11:30:06 PM Raymond : i asking because i was curious
(Asked me about Miss C's stuffs then crap me... Sian =.=)

2/2/2010 1:19:51 PM Raymond : i will began my new life w/o her name and sms in my hp at 8pm tonight
(That's what he says, but then... You'll see what he says later on)

3/2/2010 8:14:05 PM Raymond : i wanna tell u something, u don laugh. just now when i sleep, i dream of C
4/2/2010 1:39:46 PM Raymond : last night dream of her again gosh, i cant even sleep properly last night
(Please note the timing of what he craps =.=)

8/2/2010 12:31:49 AM Raymond : i will love her at the end till i die and end my breath with a smile
(That's what he says last time, now he will act blur saying he was not serious)

** Special News **
8/2/2010 9:54:13 PM Raymond : it is lung cancer ok, just waiting to die
(Now he tells me he got lung cancer, dying soon LOL)
* I annouced to the guild he got breast cancer =P *

8/2/2010 10:03:42 PM Raymond : Miss C, pls do the consulation pls, i need ur motivation for my project.
8/2/2010 10:04:03 PM Miss C : u're dying, u dun nid my consultation
(He ownself tell me he got lung cancer & dying liao, yet need rush for project?)
* He also spam sms & phone calls to Miss C in meanwhile *

8/2/2010 10:11:38 PM Raymond : as long as u happy, if i die under ur hand also nvm
8/2/2010 10:12:08 PM Miss C : actually hor, i wish i can turn d clock many many weeks faster coz u are gone by that time. den no one will bug or disturb me
(He dying liao, still spam Miss C. It's no surprise to get hated)

8/2/2010 10:13:45 PM Miss C : stop finding me, disturbing me... and go to hell ba
(Her last words to the guy LOL)

** In the end, Mister Raymond got pissed off & left my guild because Miss C says she love Cao Cao ** <-- Obviously a cooked up lie, but he's too stupid you see =D

To be continued