So here's a demo of how a professional "hitomi" kill zombies o.o
D.LJW thinking...
* Shooting zombies are so fun, I only love vampires!!!
Hey, who just friendly fired me!!! I'm gonna curse you! *
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Tuesday, 31st May 2011
Although old chinese movies & sexual mangas can be addictive, but they can get boring over time so it's important to know what's new ^^
So here's a demo of how a professional "hitomi" kill zombies o.o
D.LJW thinking...
* Shooting zombies are so fun, I only love vampires!!!
Hey, who just friendly fired me!!! I'm gonna curse you! *
So here's a demo of how a professional "hitomi" kill zombies o.o
D.LJW thinking...
* Shooting zombies are so fun, I only love vampires!!!
Hey, who just friendly fired me!!! I'm gonna curse you! *
Saturday, May 28, 2011
Saturday, 28th May 2011 ( Legends of D.LJW )
Was busy playing maple, but cannot neglect a certain someone...
I ignored him for so long liao, think he feel lonely or something?
Need to entertain him abit ba, here's some thrill for him lolz
The following are ways of how you kill boredom in school ^^
(Ideas by the great D.LJW)
Watch chinese old movies!!
D.LJW thinking...
* Great martial arts, I wanna learn kung fu too! *
Or read sexual mangas, see people do sex o.o
D.LJW thinking...
* Oh like that do 1 ar, I see...(Stare) *
I ignored him for so long liao, think he feel lonely or something?
Need to entertain him abit ba, here's some thrill for him lolz
The following are ways of how you kill boredom in school ^^
(Ideas by the great D.LJW)
Watch chinese old movies!!
D.LJW thinking...
* Great martial arts, I wanna learn kung fu too! *
Or read sexual mangas, see people do sex o.o
D.LJW thinking...
* Oh like that do 1 ar, I see...(Stare) *
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Thursday, 5th May 2011 (Introduction & History of D.LJW)
This post is to both introduce this fellow to readers that don't know whom am I referring to & also remind the person in question of what he did.
Mister D.LJW seems to be a very forgetful person.
1st thing - The girls hate him because of SEVERAL REASONS, not due to me only
2nd thing - His mum warned him not to offend me, he now live with dad liao means can find me trouble? lol
Last year, D.LJW was in my group (until my group realized he's horrible)
My group consist of around 6 to 8 people ba, don't wanna be too exact cause lazy to wonder whether to include this noob in.
The list below is a starter set for people to understand why we are unable to accept him.
1. Always seems to act all-knowing & laugh very loud for nothing, kinda offensive when he's treating others like fool. Some people would find it irritating
2. Likes to interfere in all sorts of stuffs, like one's activity (game, MSN, SMS or chats), can be irritating when this type of stuffs goes on without stopping
3. No respect for classmates like taking other people's stuffs without permission or notifying and throwing other's belongings
4. Neglected his personal hygiene sometimes example like forgot to wash hand when going out of toilet & also dandruffs. *Doesn't like to brush teeth & wash hair*
5. He often criticizes others without self-reflecting.
6. Looking down on guys & mean towards them like pushing the guys away when they're shielding the girls
7. Failed to concentrate during lessons - Went to watch animes & read online mangas, only copied classmate's work when the time for the work to be completed is up
8. Very touchy, which girls find it offensive. Happened not only once but several times. Mainly touched areas are back & shoulders, roughly for around 5 minutes
9. Sometimes initiate random topics which cause others to be speechless, some people felt irritated
10. Ungrateful to classmates like ignoring their advices, also tried to get others into trouble. Despite their efforts of trying to help, he would detest the people that tried to help him
However he denies all of them & push the blame onto me?
But my friends know what's going on, he left our group but still cause troubles =.=
{Final Reminder for D.LJW}
☆ Cao Cao - 曹操 ★ : Since you started this flame war, don't be a chicken & deny.
Either prepare for the war or walk into my class & stop me.
Mister D.LJW seems to be a very forgetful person.
1st thing - The girls hate him because of SEVERAL REASONS, not due to me only
2nd thing - His mum warned him not to offend me, he now live with dad liao means can find me trouble? lol
Last year, D.LJW was in my group (until my group realized he's horrible)
My group consist of around 6 to 8 people ba, don't wanna be too exact cause lazy to wonder whether to include this noob in.
The list below is a starter set for people to understand why we are unable to accept him.
1. Always seems to act all-knowing & laugh very loud for nothing, kinda offensive when he's treating others like fool. Some people would find it irritating
2. Likes to interfere in all sorts of stuffs, like one's activity (game, MSN, SMS or chats), can be irritating when this type of stuffs goes on without stopping
3. No respect for classmates like taking other people's stuffs without permission or notifying and throwing other's belongings
4. Neglected his personal hygiene sometimes example like forgot to wash hand when going out of toilet & also dandruffs. *Doesn't like to brush teeth & wash hair*
5. He often criticizes others without self-reflecting.
6. Looking down on guys & mean towards them like pushing the guys away when they're shielding the girls
7. Failed to concentrate during lessons - Went to watch animes & read online mangas, only copied classmate's work when the time for the work to be completed is up
8. Very touchy, which girls find it offensive. Happened not only once but several times. Mainly touched areas are back & shoulders, roughly for around 5 minutes
9. Sometimes initiate random topics which cause others to be speechless, some people felt irritated
10. Ungrateful to classmates like ignoring their advices, also tried to get others into trouble. Despite their efforts of trying to help, he would detest the people that tried to help him
However he denies all of them & push the blame onto me?
But my friends know what's going on, he left our group but still cause troubles =.=
{Final Reminder for D.LJW}
☆ Cao Cao - 曹操 ★ : Since you started this flame war, don't be a chicken & deny.
Either prepare for the war or walk into my class & stop me.
Saturday, July 10, 2010
Mini Crap of Mister Raymond on 7th July 2010
This source is provided by a kind angel, I read liao & find that Raymond is very lame =.=
Angel say:
how will i know that you never lie to me? hello?
Raymond says :
i just woke up, morning ==
because i actually plan to tell u that stuff earlier liao, but u seems to appear offline quite fast.
that stuff take a long time to settle, u dont know that i will lie u or not....u just have to trust me.
i been talking bout u to my friends yesterday, and i think u deserve to know the truth.
Angel say:
what u talk to them about? what's the truth? say it now?
Raymond says :
the day C give u my email address, something happen between me and K.
its like this ; i and K start off in maple, i ask her that she have any gf to intro or not in maple... then she volenteer herself to be mine...
at first i reject, then ltr on i accept. then we start to be couple from there...
after that, few weeks ltr, i know that i fail my aic exam...
i need someone advise and i find C. u know she didnt reply my message seriously rite?
i knew that Cao Cao is involve, then what i do is i call K to sms C that my 012 number is fake, and i in singapore, using my sister name
and then Cao Cao call K, he tell her that i lie to her that i have breast cancer etc,
but i told C the truth on the same day itself.
that day, K is sad and refuse to patch together with me.
days ltr, at 5 am she sms me men lies a lot will hurt girl etc
i was shocked, that time i deleted her msn address and facebook
in the same time too,i get to know u
sooner later, she says that i am flirting with someone
i guess she knows bout u, idk
after that, i and K patch back but i know she still love me
i am guilty ok and i decided to be her friends because i will only make her sad if i be with her, leave her is my best option ok...
plus i have u as my friend and plan to make her one too, but she doesnt want
and the problem yesterday happened.. <--- (Referring to the quarrel of Angel & K)
yes i love her first as a couple, but now nth more than a friend
i didnt intend to lie u because i think u deserve to know this, if u dont trust me nvm.
its ok....its not like both of us is real life friend
so what do u think?
Angel say:
hais..i really dunno what to believe anymore...
Raymond says :
ok i admit that i am a playboy, but in the same time, i feel that i dont wanna hurt her so i left her and just be a normal friend.
i think she jz want to revenge on u, u didnt take me away
we are jz friends k
i nvr lie to u, haiz
now u know why u cant add me, coz i will only make u sad
idk whether i shd leave u or not as well, u is my only friend online
that i can talk with when i have nth to do or have a problem and when not having a problem because i know that u is a kind person, i didnt meant this to be happen ok
i dont think so we can chat like normal again with all this things happening, u have the right not to trust me....i dont blame u....coz sometimes i lie too
(Lazy to comment about him liao, this post is compiled by me, Cao Cao, personally because he type 1 word by 1 word will crash my blog =.=)
Angel say:
how will i know that you never lie to me? hello?
Raymond says :
i just woke up, morning ==
because i actually plan to tell u that stuff earlier liao, but u seems to appear offline quite fast.
that stuff take a long time to settle, u dont know that i will lie u or not....u just have to trust me.
i been talking bout u to my friends yesterday, and i think u deserve to know the truth.
Angel say:
what u talk to them about? what's the truth? say it now?
Raymond says :
the day C give u my email address, something happen between me and K.
its like this ; i and K start off in maple, i ask her that she have any gf to intro or not in maple... then she volenteer herself to be mine...
at first i reject, then ltr on i accept. then we start to be couple from there...
after that, few weeks ltr, i know that i fail my aic exam...
i need someone advise and i find C. u know she didnt reply my message seriously rite?
i knew that Cao Cao is involve, then what i do is i call K to sms C that my 012 number is fake, and i in singapore, using my sister name
and then Cao Cao call K, he tell her that i lie to her that i have breast cancer etc,
but i told C the truth on the same day itself.
that day, K is sad and refuse to patch together with me.
days ltr, at 5 am she sms me men lies a lot will hurt girl etc
i was shocked, that time i deleted her msn address and facebook
in the same time too,i get to know u
sooner later, she says that i am flirting with someone
i guess she knows bout u, idk
after that, i and K patch back but i know she still love me
i am guilty ok and i decided to be her friends because i will only make her sad if i be with her, leave her is my best option ok...
plus i have u as my friend and plan to make her one too, but she doesnt want
and the problem yesterday happened.. <--- (Referring to the quarrel of Angel & K)
yes i love her first as a couple, but now nth more than a friend
i didnt intend to lie u because i think u deserve to know this, if u dont trust me nvm.
its ok....its not like both of us is real life friend
so what do u think?
Angel say:
hais..i really dunno what to believe anymore...
Raymond says :
ok i admit that i am a playboy, but in the same time, i feel that i dont wanna hurt her so i left her and just be a normal friend.
i think she jz want to revenge on u, u didnt take me away
we are jz friends k
i nvr lie to u, haiz
now u know why u cant add me, coz i will only make u sad
idk whether i shd leave u or not as well, u is my only friend online
that i can talk with when i have nth to do or have a problem and when not having a problem because i know that u is a kind person, i didnt meant this to be happen ok
i dont think so we can chat like normal again with all this things happening, u have the right not to trust me....i dont blame u....coz sometimes i lie too
(Lazy to comment about him liao, this post is compiled by me, Cao Cao, personally because he type 1 word by 1 word will crash my blog =.=)
Friday, July 9, 2010
MRT Joke, haha XD
Today before getting on the MRT... I went to toilet
One of my friend, a guy name D had to wait for me with other friends.
(His name is not 阿牛 by the way =x)
But he got bored of waiting & suddenly sing out loud...!
对面的女孩看过来~ 看过来~ 看过来~
A female passerby with high heels was walking past towards the escalator suddenly tripped.
One of her high heels became slipper sia, the bottom thick part dropped out LOL
She turned to us & asked:
(At the same timing, I walked out of the toilet)
"Who singing sia?"
My friend the singer, quickly zao when saw the lady tripped. So bad sia =x LOL
At first I didn't know what happened until one of my friends told me, first time in my life to actually squat down & laugh before entering the MRT. Haha XD
One of my friend, a guy name D had to wait for me with other friends.
(His name is not 阿牛 by the way =x)
But he got bored of waiting & suddenly sing out loud...!
对面的女孩看过来~ 看过来~ 看过来~
A female passerby with high heels was walking past towards the escalator suddenly tripped.
One of her high heels became slipper sia, the bottom thick part dropped out LOL
She turned to us & asked:
(At the same timing, I walked out of the toilet)
"Who singing sia?"
My friend the singer, quickly zao when saw the lady tripped. So bad sia =x LOL
At first I didn't know what happened until one of my friends told me, first time in my life to actually squat down & laugh before entering the MRT. Haha XD
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Story of a Liar Part III (The longest post in Cao Cao's blog ever...)
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Monday, July 5, 2010
Story of a Liar Part II
* This is the continuation of the big flirt liar, Mister Raymond *
Actually I also don't know need write how many parts cause he keeps failing & failing, & don't wanna change. Might write more about him in future o.O
Few months has passed since the C's incident, he has fallen in love with a new girl!
Let's call her K =D
1/7/2010 Afternoon, Miss C was playing games on the computer as usual.
Suddenly she recieved a sms saying : just want to tell you that my bro is in singapore right now... his hp is stolen if anyone sms u frm that number that is not him.. sorry to tell you this.. because my brother friend receive irritating sms from an unknown person this few days... have a nice day.. from his mei.
Sender : Singapore number +65-xxxx-xxxx
(HMMMM!!! Very weird lor??? He's located in Malaysia, how come his mei sms C using Singapore number LOL?!)
So I went to call the Singapore number, turns out the sender is K. My friend =D
I knew something was wrong, but she did not know what's going out.
So I explained to her what's wrong with the asshole Raymond.
As soon as Mister Raymond knows me, the infamous Cao Cao is involved.
He IMMEDIATELY make an overseas call to K, trying to explain the bullshit lies he made.
This is what he said on phone : Please K, trust me. I love you only, not C.
I hate Cao Cao, he only mock at me. Please forgive me for what I did.
K : Like I fu3k care?
(I believe he should be mentally prepared for doing stupid things)
Several stupid things he did
- Located at Malaysia, yet lied saying he's in Singapore
- Admitted that he lied about the lung cancer crap & he's not dying at all.
(Sad, hope he dies soon like getting run over by a car)
- Forced Miss K to sent an overseas sms to Miss C without explaining the need of it
- Born as a man, lived as a stupid ah gua. Always find excuses for his failures.
- A big flirt, & an epic failure one... Useless guy =.=
Here's some sms that the audience might find it interesting
2/7/2010, Raymond to K :
i was lost that time honey i dont know what i am doing i am stupid i shd have sms u i am sorry there is something wrong with me the whole day today hope u understand it but i am telling u the truth rite which is good i guess? darling say something pls
(Yaya, can't find proper reason, blame on body.)
2/7/2010, Raymond to K :
is not for her its for Cao Cao think if that sms is for her she would have call u but why Cao Cao call u? i nvr intended to send to her that sms at all it is for Cao Cao she been brainwashed by him everything that i sms she will tell Cao Cao she is like Cao Cao's messenger understand and trust Cao Cao or whatever u want that is the fact i dont know Cao Cao number of coz i have to go through her
(Now say I brainwashed C,& blame everything on me. He can find me on MSN de)
2/7/2010, Raymond to K :
all her reply is from Cao Cao or maybe he will call u the safest way to ask her is to add her on facebook if u want unless she share it with Cao Cao as well i dont know up to u i wont sleep in peace tonight because i know if i going to lose u
(Everything blame on me, very convenient hor. As if I'm C's daddy =.=)
2/7/2010, Raymond to K :
What u mean by i need to focus on the thing that i need to focus?...i sms C is because i dont know what she is talking to u until u treat me like this...ihave tell u everything...up to u to trust me or not...i know i lie to u & her a lot...i going to change myself because of u okay...give me a chance...C is under Cao Cao influence...human lies & it is normal...i learn from my mistakes...
(How many times you must lie to girls before learning? The lies only hurt them, not helping them at all! You jerk!)
You can feel his "" LOVE "" from the crap sms he sent...
But honestly, put your hand on your chest & ask yourself
Is this how a human (don't bother mention man) should act?
Telling lies & blaming it on other people...?
I dare say I'm a liar myself, but I'll be responsible for what I say.
The last but not the least, he got so pissed off when he heard something from K :
"I love Cao Cao"
He straight away got sian till the max & shouted : "What the fu3k, not again?"
(Miss C told him same thing LOL)
On 5th July 2010, time 8 pm...
He phone Miss K & say something like : from now on lets be fren
(Ya, funny. Tell lies le, gave an unsincere apology & force people to accept?)
Might be continued..?
(I dont know if i would continue this post, but I've got too many things to say about that idiot. Too bad my hands are human de, not a pair of god hands =P)
Actually I also don't know need write how many parts cause he keeps failing & failing, & don't wanna change. Might write more about him in future o.O
Few months has passed since the C's incident, he has fallen in love with a new girl!
Let's call her K =D
1/7/2010 Afternoon, Miss C was playing games on the computer as usual.
Suddenly she recieved a sms saying : just want to tell you that my bro is in singapore right now... his hp is stolen if anyone sms u frm that number that is not him.. sorry to tell you this.. because my brother friend receive irritating sms from an unknown person this few days... have a nice day.. from his mei.
Sender : Singapore number +65-xxxx-xxxx
(HMMMM!!! Very weird lor??? He's located in Malaysia, how come his mei sms C using Singapore number LOL?!)
So I went to call the Singapore number, turns out the sender is K. My friend =D
I knew something was wrong, but she did not know what's going out.
So I explained to her what's wrong with the asshole Raymond.
As soon as Mister Raymond knows me, the infamous Cao Cao is involved.
He IMMEDIATELY make an overseas call to K, trying to explain the bullshit lies he made.
This is what he said on phone : Please K, trust me. I love you only, not C.
I hate Cao Cao, he only mock at me. Please forgive me for what I did.
K : Like I fu3k care?
(I believe he should be mentally prepared for doing stupid things)
Several stupid things he did
- Located at Malaysia, yet lied saying he's in Singapore
- Admitted that he lied about the lung cancer crap & he's not dying at all.
(Sad, hope he dies soon like getting run over by a car)
- Forced Miss K to sent an overseas sms to Miss C without explaining the need of it
- Born as a man, lived as a stupid ah gua. Always find excuses for his failures.
- A big flirt, & an epic failure one... Useless guy =.=
Here's some sms that the audience might find it interesting
2/7/2010, Raymond to K :
i was lost that time honey i dont know what i am doing i am stupid i shd have sms u i am sorry there is something wrong with me the whole day today hope u understand it but i am telling u the truth rite which is good i guess? darling say something pls
(Yaya, can't find proper reason, blame on body.)
2/7/2010, Raymond to K :
is not for her its for Cao Cao think if that sms is for her she would have call u but why Cao Cao call u? i nvr intended to send to her that sms at all it is for Cao Cao she been brainwashed by him everything that i sms she will tell Cao Cao she is like Cao Cao's messenger understand and trust Cao Cao or whatever u want that is the fact i dont know Cao Cao number of coz i have to go through her
(Now say I brainwashed C,& blame everything on me. He can find me on MSN de)
2/7/2010, Raymond to K :
all her reply is from Cao Cao or maybe he will call u the safest way to ask her is to add her on facebook if u want unless she share it with Cao Cao as well i dont know up to u i wont sleep in peace tonight because i know if i going to lose u
(Everything blame on me, very convenient hor. As if I'm C's daddy =.=)
2/7/2010, Raymond to K :
What u mean by i need to focus on the thing that i need to focus?...i sms C is because i dont know what she is talking to u until u treat me like this...ihave tell u everything...up to u to trust me or not...i know i lie to u & her a lot...i going to change myself because of u okay...give me a chance...C is under Cao Cao influence...human lies & it is normal...i learn from my mistakes...
(How many times you must lie to girls before learning? The lies only hurt them, not helping them at all! You jerk!)
You can feel his "" LOVE "" from the crap sms he sent...
But honestly, put your hand on your chest & ask yourself
Is this how a human (don't bother mention man) should act?
Telling lies & blaming it on other people...?
I dare say I'm a liar myself, but I'll be responsible for what I say.
The last but not the least, he got so pissed off when he heard something from K :
"I love Cao Cao"
He straight away got sian till the max & shouted : "What the fu3k, not again?"
(Miss C told him same thing LOL)
On 5th July 2010, time 8 pm...
He phone Miss K & say something like : from now on lets be fren
(Ya, funny. Tell lies le, gave an unsincere apology & force people to accept?)
Might be continued..?
(I dont know if i would continue this post, but I've got too many things to say about that idiot. Too bad my hands are human de, not a pair of god hands =P)
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